Mary freaking sunshine

Just a girl standing in front of tumblr, asking them to read her ramblings.
sarcastic.
witty.
occasional user of Capitals.
writer.
shopper.
reluctant gym goer.
movie lover.
gay boy inside.
girl outside.
trucker mouth.
former bartender.
new career gal. PS my name isn't Mary. Duh.

Soooo….this is a résumé someone actually and seriously sent me. #hired #horoscopesonresumes #thenewthing #imean

  1. shanapreferspajamas said: The apostrophe is what slays me.
  2. ponytailtime said: As a Libra I endorse this shit.
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